" bathroom break "

 [ "bathroom break" ]

1: A bathroom break is when you and your significant other, usually bae, dating or not, go into the hallway by the bathroom where there are NO cameras and make it nasty. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  * e.g.,  ... yo i heard that they just went for a bathroom break. ;) 

 [ "John bathroom break." ]

1: A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude where were you?" "Sorry I had to take a John bathroom break." 

 [ "Mississippi bathroom break" ]

1: A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break. 

 [ "Shopping bag bathroom break" ]

1: When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.

  * e.g.,  ... Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together. 

 [ "triple action bathroom break" ]

1: The act of taking a dump, having a meal and catching a solid blow job all while sitting on the toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... It doesn't get any better than that man, I just had a triple action bathroom break at work. You know I caught A knob job from Tina and had a steak and baked potato all while releasing a turd. 

 [ "a jewish bathroom break" ]

1: Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

  * e.g.,  ... "Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?" 

 [ "No Bathroom Breaks" ]

1: “No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.

  * e.g.,  ... Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit. 

 [ "bathroom break" ]

1: A stan twitter term used to describe a performer at an award show or event that you’re not interested in

  * e.g.,  ... Bebe Rexha is performing at the VMAs??? Oh that’s a bathroom break.